11 A Joke with a Bad Punchline

The idea of a monarchy is a joke. The grovelling we witness from politicians and media figures is hilarious to watch and the royal families involved act as ornaments on a shelf. 

But the joke has one problem; some people don't realise that it's a joke.

Many steps beyond!

10 Money

It is said that money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy a better class of misery, but what changes to coins and paper currency would take place under the Cat Queen model? What benefits would we see? Let’s find out!

9 Selecting a Cat

A Cat Queen needs to enjoy cuddles and be friendly towards humans. This alone would be a marked improvement over what we currently have (cough), but we would want the role to represent more. We want to improve the lives of felines and other animals as much as possible. Therefore, we propose the following selection process.

8 Animal Rights

Having a cat as head of state will bring a number of benefits. The one we will look at today is advancing the cause of animal rights and welfare.

I have the right to stay in my house if I want!